

JokesIf a pie is divided into seven parts, how many slices are there? 22, because pi equals 22/7.Jokes
What's the most enlightening song about Journey to the Center of the Earth? Yo-ho-ho and a coil of Ruhmkorf.
What's the difference between a politician and a bootlegger? One easily speaks his mind and the other minds his speakeasy.
Why was Yankee Doodle always wrong? He kept coming to mac-erroneous conclusions.
Why did the engineer constantly ask his boss for a raise? He had both the locomotive and the importunity.
What's the best thing about being a legal e
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"You're a gentleman," they used to say to him. "You shouldn't have gone murdering people with a hatchet; that's no occupation for a gentleman."
-Dostoevsky, Crime and Punishment
thanks for the fave =3
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Those who mind don't matter,
and those who matter don't mind.
<3
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Those who mind don't matter,
and those who matter don't mind.
<3
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"They are in front of us, behind us, and we are flanked on both sides by an enemy that outnumbers us 29:1. They can't get away from us now!"
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"They are in front of us, behind us, and we are flanked on both sides by an enemy that outnumbers us 29:1. They can't get away from us now!"
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